babies are government spies. when have you met a baby? never. if you have you are brainwashed. babies are government spies created in the 40s. they are here to spy on you and should be eliminated

Babies originally chiseled off of a rare fungus call Orblenorb are brought into a secret Sub-government base in area 51 and and manufactured to be fitted with microphones and cameras o record and transmit everything said and done inside the subjects home. Once the subjects have left the line of sight of the parents these spy babies are put into rescue mode be transferred back to the government base to be swapped with babies fit to be grow3n into adults with food and water just like human.